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Two Talk Dirty to me Towels,
and a Woofler to wrap around my little buddy's neck!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas...
...TootsUncommon recommended to me...
"-Dogs hang on her every bark. -At the park, she doesn't have to pick up her poop. -She is the only dog to get free hamburgers at the drive thru. -Everytime she visits the vet they ask to pay her. -She is the most interesting dog in the world. "I don't always wear clothes, but when I do I prefer the Little Black Puplum Dress by TootsUncommon. Stay sexy my friends."