Would you believe?!

"Desperately Seeking..."

A prowess So-Bro Kitty finds adventure through escape in this contemporary journey of close calls in Indy's hip Rocky Ripple scene.  Hell Betty Kitty hops a ride in Juan's Mercury for a thrill ride after escaping for a night of stalking gone frigid. 

"A petite New Jersey housewife finds self-fulfillment through amnesia in this new wave comedy of errors set in New York's hip '80s downtown scene. Rosanna Arquette stars as Roberta, who turns to the personals for vicarious thrills after her four-year marriage to staid hot tub salesman Gary (Mark Blum) grows stale."

"Hijacked"
A Cooky Kitty's plan to hop aboard a UHaul headed for Brownsburg is debunked when she realizes these humans don't pay their bills and are running out on over a year's worth of unpaid mortgage!  

"A special agent's plans to reconcile with his ex-fiancé are ruined when she boards a private jet that is targeted by hijackers working for the same crime lord that he is chasing."

So, humor can help ease the pain as there is no Hell Betty yet!  But, would you believe the conspiracy theories that have developed?!

1.  The neighbor thought Betty might have jumped in his car over night and rode with him to his Rocky Ripple workshop...We canvased the area this afternoon for hours...no Betty!

2.  Our piece of .... neighbors a few doors down were moving out over the weekend, oh and they are also stupid....So we thought that maybe they either had mistaken our Betty Kitty for one of their cats - yes, we were surprised the cats were packed up for the move....or that while moving Hell Betty hi-tailed it into the house and hid....We are still waiting to hear back from the investor who bought the jinxed property...he is obviously a piece of .... as well as he is not returning our calls!

Hasta Manana as the saga continues!