So, we will leave you with a funny story about that one time Tootsie Roll decided to apply for a "real" job...
Tootsie Roll was miffed at TootsUncommon and noticed that a local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, that read:
"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
Tootsie Roll trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. She looked at the receptionist and wiggled her tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and snorted.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at Tootsie Roll and was surprised, to say the least, by her beautiful black Puplum dress. As the pug looked determined and nicely dressed, he lead her into the office. Inside, Tootsie Roll jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said, "I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The pug jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. She took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
Tootsie Roll jumped down again and went to the computer. She proceeded to demonstrate her expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the pug and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent pug and have some interesting abilities...and quite the sense of fashion. However, I *still* can’t give you the job."
Tootsie Roll jumped down and went to the sign and put her paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
Tootsie Roll looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."
Tootsie Roll Rocks!!